Hey world, I am writing today to tell you all that your lives stink. Now before you go on and get defensive or upset about what I just said, just hear me out. I have recently been going down the Youtube rabbit whole of life hacks. Now if you don’t know what life hacks are, they are small and creative things that you can do to make your life a whole lot better and save yourself a lot of time and energy.
Depending on the type of life hack, you could save yourself seconds or even minutes out of the day - then you can go and use that time to live your best life through traveling, exploring, or making so much money that you don’t even know what to do with it. All in all, I am trying to convey that life hacks will make your life so much better that you will straight up ascend into a better human being and exist on a higher plane of mental energy. That being said, let’s get into the nitty gritty of some sick life hacks!
The first life hack I have involves you and your stinky, nasty, disgusting shoes. If you are an athlete or a middle school boy, then your shoes probably smell as ripe as the barn floor of a dairy farm. Luckily, there are life hacks created for people just like you who struggle with basic hygiene. No longer do you have to worry about your friends not wanting to hangout with you or your family disowning you due to the unreal stench coming from your feet. What’s that? You’re on a budget and can’t afford expensive shoe cleaning products? Well, the good news is that this life hack I’m about to tell you is completely safe for those on a budget.
I myself am extremely wealthy, so I don’t completely understand your problem but can definitely empathize with you. This life hack involves going to the store, so get in your car, buckle that seatbelt, and make your way to the nearest Walmart. What you are going to need is some sort of herbal tea bags of your choice. I want you to go ahead and pick out the ones that smell the best to you. Now when you get home, take off the shoes you are wearing on a day-to-day basis and put some dry tea bags in there. Let it sit for a few days, and your shoes should be back to smelling nice and good! Now you can go to sleep at night without having to worry about which friend is going to leave you next.
The next life hack I have for you involves plastic bags. Pretty much any bag will do, but I personally prefer poly bags because they work the best in my opinion. If you don’t know what poly bags are, then I suggest you look them up online because they will straight up change your life. If you are tired of having a random drawer full of plastic bags, then you’re not alone. Simply put your plastic bags in an empty box of tissues, and now they are in a handy spot that you can reach at all times. Now you don’t have to have a bag filled with other bags.
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